HOW TO BE AN ALIEN by ADRIA BILBATUA

The book explains how you can be an alien(Englishman).

When an Englishman talks about England, he never refers only to England, he refers to “The United Kingdom”, “Great Britain” or the “British Isles” but never ever just England. On Sundays in Europe, the poorest people wear theirs best clothes and the country becomes green and happy, but, in England the richest people, wear their oldest clothes and the country becomes dark and sad. In Europe people like cats, but in England people love cats more than their family! In Europe people receive Sunday newspapers on Monday, but in England (a very strange country) people receives Sunday newspapers on Sunday.